Oddball

``1. "They do not wear watches to tell the time, but use their cell phones."

2. "They believe that Beethoven is a dog that they know from a movie."

3. "That Michelangelo is a computer virus."

4. "That email is ‘too slow,’ accustomed as they are to sending messages on

sophisticated mobile phones."

5. "Very few of them know how to write in cursive."

6. "They believe that Czechoslovakia never existed."

7. "That U.S. companies have always done business in Vietnam."

8. "That Korean automobiles have always circulated in their country."

9. "That the United States, Canada and Mexico have always been bound by a

Free Trade Agreement."''

Taken from Granma.

 I am an oddball. Now I don't like the shallowness of Fidel, and I like the humanity of George W. Bush.

I am glad my ancestors fought in Mexico one hundred years ago to give me a democratic society, where I can like Fidel, or I can like W.

Of course tomorrow, I can change my opinion.